MUMBAI

Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers

Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways

Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A : I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local train

Q : How does a Bongoli learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable....

Q : How does a Bongali relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij

Q : What does a Bongoli do first in the morning?
A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit

Q : What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what does a hurrying Calcuttan do?
A : The one with a lot of time takes some public transport. The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk

Q : Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is the safest place be in?
A : Inside the bus

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