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QUESTIONS IN A NRI'S LIFE

At the Consulate :

Q: Why do you want a visa to go to USA/Canada ?
A: I am very interested in higher education. I would like to enhance my technical background by obtaining MS/PhD

Q: What would you like to do after you finish your MS/PhD ?
A: I would like to return to India and use my knowledge to help solve India's problems.

The first day at graduate school:

Q: Why do you want to join this funded research project?
A: I am very interested in this project. Actually, I joined this university only so that I can get a chance to work on this project and for a reputed professor like you.

INS Office:

Q: Why do you want Practical Training permit?
A: I have learned lot of theoretical knowledge during my MS/PhD. I would like to get some exposure to practical issues and to American companies so that my education becomes complete and may be I could add anew perspective to my work place once I go back to India.

The first day in a suit:

Q: Why are you interested in joining our company?
A: Your Company is well known for its state of the art leading edge technology. My interest/background perfectly fits your companies needs.

Juarez, Mexico:

Q: Why are you visiting this city in Mexico for a day?
A: I always wanted to know more about Mexico and it's culture. I love the way they play soccer.

Forever:

Q: Why do you like a Mercedes car and a million dollar home ?
A: Actually I do not. I believe in simple living and high thinking. However, my spouse wants all these material stuff.

Q: When are you planning to go back to India?
A: Next year

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