Q. How do Indians in US/Canada have fun ?
A. Read technical books 

Q. What do you call it when a Indian tries to imitate an American
A. Artificial Intelligence.

Q. Why is it good to have a Indian friend ?
A. You can get your assignments done.

Q. How do you make a Indian's eyes light up ?
A. Wave a dollar bill on his face.

Q. Why do Indian's like spicy food ?
A. To avoid constipation.

Q. What do you call a Indian gathering ?
A. Technical conference.

Q. When does a Indian smile ?
A. After seeing his pay check.

Q. Why don't Indian's wish other Indian's ?
A. Because, they are scared the other might ask for a quarter.

Q. What is the Indian's chronic speech impediment ?
A. His accent.

Q. How does one Indian confront the other ?
A. By playing chess.

Q. How does a Indian confuse another Indian ?
A. Speak with an American accent.

Q. What are Indian famous for floating in the swimming pool ?
A. Because of their strikingly prominent tummies.

Q. How do you excite a Indian ?
A. Give him a book about the Theory of Relativity.

Q. What do you call a stupid Indian ?
A. A technical fault.

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