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HOW TO RECOGNIZE A NRI

  • Keeps his wallet stuffed with more than 3 credit cards in his front pocket
  • Introduces himself to all as living abroad
  • One who requests the auto rickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously
  • One who just bought a case of Bisleri (A local brand) mineral water
  • One who gets upset if the train is only one hours behind schedule
  • One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the customs clearance of the airport
  • One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations
  • One who does not wait for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30" suitcase
  • One who says, "Say cheese!" when taking a picture
 
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